• hello • hi • bonjour • salut
• hello • hi • bonjour • salut
Noémie is a French-American with a quick wit and a soft spot for animals. Vet school lost her at "euthanasia." Naturally, she pivoted to advertising, where the patients are ideas and the odds aren't much better.
my monster. she is me. i am her.
drawn by jake watson
The Love boys are my #1 race day supporters 💕
WHAT I BRING TO THE TABLE
STRATIGIC INSTINCT
I have an enduring fascination with why people do what they do, buy what they buy, and send certain things to their group chat.
JUDGEMENT
A strong point of view backed by clear decision-making. Knowing when to push, when to pivot, and when an idea deserves a dignified death.
STORYTELLING
From campaign platforms to social posts to manifestos nobody asked for but everybody suddenly wants. I love writing it all.
CULTURE
An unnecessarily large mental archive of reality TV moments, internet lore, reddit rabbit holes, pop culture deep cuts, and things that will likely inspire campaign ideas later.
Lastly, GO BRONCOS! 🧡💙
And Allez Les Bleus! 🇫🇷🐓